Boo-Ya-Sakas

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:05:00 +0000

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have

produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to

create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the

length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed

people.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled once spread this

and

God love that PIG

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:08:00 +0000

gggggooddddddddddddshiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt.

time to stop.

or maybe next time :)

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:08:00 +0000

u make it easy, its as easy as 1 2 3 4

1 thing

2 say

3 words

4 you

I love you :)

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:41:00 +0000

Maybe you can keep me alive

Maybe you can get in my mind

But it's only a matter of time

Before the i hear again

things tht will make my heart feel the pain

after reading all this

you will say maybe it's a fall from grace

maybe its too late

maybe its me overreacting

But watever it maybe

I'll be back someday after all this

a different man

and know this

a heart is a fragile thing

but this heart was fragile

a long time ago.

very very long time ago

now its cold, and cant feel shit.

remember that

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:47:00 +0000

look up the stars. look how they shine for u. and everything u do

All i can say is

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:02:00 +0000

wanna put my fingers through ur hair,

wrap me up in ur legs,

and love u till ur eyes roll back,

Hold my heart tight,

dont break it coz its yours,

yours

yours =)

WHY dads shudnt buy shirts

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:39:00 +0000

Why there are so many motorcycle accidents in Jamaica?

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:32:00 +0000

Do you know why there are so many motorcycle accidents in Jamaica?

Look at the following photos, then you'll know.

NONE OF THEM ARE WEARING SAFETY HELMETS

why women should go shopping alone

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:31:00 +0000

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card,

the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your

husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,
he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;

then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager

For the believers in chinese medicine

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:26:00 +0000

While in China , an Australian man was very sexually promiscuous and did not use a condom at all.

A week after arriving back home in Sydney , he woke one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots. Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, ordered some tests and told the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returned a couple of days later and the doctor said, 'I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'

The man looked a little perplexed and said: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answered: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'

The man screamed in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replied: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option.'

The next day the man found a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'd know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his penis and proclaimed, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.'

The guy said to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My Australian doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'

The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed. 'Stupid Australian doctor, always want to operate. Make more money that way. No need to operate!'

'Oh, Thank God!' the man replied.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself!"

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 04:54:00 +0000

life moves too fast. if we dont stop once in a while we will miss on a hell lotta things.

i seem to be taking one too many stops.

SHIT!!

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:12:00 +0000

let the sun rise and shine with you

let it bring out the shine thts in you

when the sun sets

light will still come from you

so as long as i have you

i am safe and tht keeps me going

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:49:00 +0000

it goes on and on and on and on like a neverending train of thought.

have to put a full stop , no coma to it.

then life would be perfectly balanced.

not like now; all play no work makes thira a stupid boy . LOL

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:21:00 +0000

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, was wondering wat you're trying to prove????

tht you're officially dumb?

Marriage =)

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:16:00 +0000

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want then, when you see what the other person

has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

It is so difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful
things as women and then he turns them into Wives

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per the law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!

HERE COMES THE ULTIMATE ONE

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:19:00 +0000

it was nice knowing u . as they say life goes on.

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:37:00 +0000

good friend of mine is going india for 3- 5 yrs. will miss those times talking cock, doing shits, getting second and all tht with this kuta. haha.

results coming out soon. will i get through? thts not the main question. its as faris correctly put it-

are we ready for ACCA?

no matter wat,by the 17th hopefully the answer will be YES. not yes or Yes or YEs but YES!!

looking back

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:29:00 +0000

can hardly deny tht those times were good times at tht time but now looking back its all mixed feelings and all but good times will be well, the wrong word. both parties are to blame but of course u might disagree. well this change is for the better i feel. learnt lot abt u tht i din noe . but one thing for sure- u can really act ill give u tht much and u really know how to save money. was nice knowing u.

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:05:00 +0000

BEST WAY TO HOLD WHEN TRAIN IS MOVING

P.S.- IM REFERING TO THE OLD MAN :D

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:29:00 +0000

was watching katt williams tht day and saw this part of his video tht reminded me of some ppl. very true and effing funny

Woman, you have to remember we guys are simple, we are simple all we do is go to work fuck and eat sleep though not necessarily in tht order.

We just have women confusing us. so women stop confusing us, coz we are simple. we are tired of cases like:

you got a woman dancing all over you in a club acting slutty and all. dancing all over you wi[ing the grease on you. So after the club we get excited and smile and laugh. * hinting and clears throat when women pass*

but the same girl tht was wiping her ass all over you will then turns into a different mthrf****. the woman will GASP and touch her heart and say ' Wat kind of girl do u think i was?'

and u reply " i thought u were a whore, you were a whore over there and i assumed ull be a whore over here. din see u cross the im no more a whore line. wtf happened?"

After watching tht video i thought of a few ppl who claim tht they are playing around acting and not being slutty but as wat katt williams said

"i din see you cross the i am no more a whore line!. you were a whore over there u are still a whore over here."

Kudos to Katt williams

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:20:00 +0000

tomorrow PD till sunday and next week friday PT1. shit.

SO HOW NOW???????

Camp

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:18:00 +0000

just got back from camp yesterday in Jeram Besu with a group of 20 something of my frens.and the camp was fucking fucking Awesome. the activities, the shits we talked and everything was awesome. learnt a lot of things also :). but it was tiring.

and i just found out theres a test for law paper tomorrow and also we got 10 tax questions to do. 10. FUCK!

@#$#@!#$#@##$#@%@#$%^&*(&^%$!@%#$%^

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:13:00 +0000

im not here for you entertainment, it will be just u and ur hand for everynight of your life.
U AND UR HAND. thts all

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:58:00 +0000

3 days a week class might sound fun. but do not be deceived. in ACCA nothing is fun except the breaks. :). however, ive been enjoying life too much since sem started, even before tht actually and tht might be my undoing. so have to start being serious :D.

-a man's heart is a fragile thing and broken once too many times isnt to good his for health. but well we learn from our mistakes. and mine was a big one. but life goes on as it is too short to be thinking about the mistakes made.

a word of advice to all-dont use other ppl's money fr our own entertainment shamelessly.

of whores and bitches

noreply@blogger.com (Thirath) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:55:00 +0000

u act like a saint in front of other people,

well maybe we should call u a prophet should we?

trying to correct other ppl's mistakes

acting as if u dont have any,

but in the end ur worst than any slut,

coz they dont conceal the fact they are one,

but you act like a saint,

actually you're a hypocrite,

a slut,

a bitch,

a whore,

these words were created for the likes of you.

but you've taught me one thing though, never trust a whore.

thanks for the lesson.