i use to think you were worth it now i myself dont know what to think. sigh :(
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she asked me why her
she said i always went after the hot ones
but then again how do i explain
beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
im trying to move on
but my heart doesnt want to
its riddling me with questions of
what ifs, what ifs, what ifs
and what ifs
i quote the killers
who said in their song
it started of with a kiss
how did it end up like this
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled once spread this
God love that PIG
time to stop.
or maybe next time :)
u make it easy, its as easy as 1 2 3 4
I love you :)
Maybe you can keep me alive
Maybe you can get in my mind
But it's only a matter of time
Before the i hear again
things tht will make my heart feel the pain
after reading all this
you will say maybe it's a fall from grace
maybe its too late
maybe its me overreacting
But watever it maybe
I'll be back someday after all this
a different man
and know this
a heart is a fragile thing
but this heart was fragile
a long time ago.
very very long time ago
now its cold, and cant feel shit.
look up the stars. look how they shine for u. and everything u do