This blog is dedicated to my missing toe which Vinod gleefully bit off. Thank you so much, for it inspired me to go the extra mile in blogging.
How my toe got eaten:
Conversation.....
Me: Vinod..... Lend me your brains. I need to fail some exams.
Vinod: Over my dead body, if you can cross it.
Me: That can be easily arranged.
Vinod: Watch out, I'm hungry now.
Me: SO?
At this point, he dived underneath my table and *POP* my left toe went missing. Goodness gracious me, it bled profusely as if it were like Joel shitting. If it wasn't for Deepak's blood sucking abilities as a vampire, I would have been as thin as Jia Myn. And that is how I lost my left toe.
By the way, I lied.
How my toe got eaten:
Conversation.....
Me: Vinod..... Lend me your brains. I need to fail some exams.
Vinod: Over my dead body, if you can cross it.
Me: That can be easily arranged.
Vinod: Watch out, I'm hungry now.
Me: SO?
At this point, he dived underneath my table and *POP* my left toe went missing. Goodness gracious me, it bled profusely as if it were like Joel shitting. If it wasn't for Deepak's blood sucking abilities as a vampire, I would have been as thin as Jia Myn. And that is how I lost my left toe.
By the way, I lied.
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