There's somethin' you should know
Pains me this chemistry between us,
cant u see 
What's been goin' on
It's messin' with my heart
I can't even start
To describe what I've been holdin' inside
Cause she's just a friend
It's makin' it harder for me to let go
Cause she's just a friend
Yes, she'll never know
Sometimes I wish I never met her at all
really

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Women

Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred- ten'

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" 

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." 

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !! 

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 
710 on this
car?" 
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." 
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 
710 is...........






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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE  


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing new 
Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. 


Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. 


After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' 


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MALE PROCEDURE: 
1.. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window. 
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up. 
7.. Drive off.
 

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
 
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2.. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 
3. Set 
parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 
8. Insert card.
 
9. Re-insert card the right way. 
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
 
11. Enter PIN.
 
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
 
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
 
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 
17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
18. Re-check makeup.
 
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
 
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
 
21. Retrieve card. 
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
 
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
 
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 
27. Release Parking Brake.
 

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One and Only


You see we been knowin each other since we were about this high
Same elementary, shared the same bus stop
Even as a youngster I knew you was so fly
Even back then I knew you were the one
I watched you grow, I watched your transformation
Right through school to your current occupation
It took this long for me to man up and have this conversation
But fuck it, here it go

I want you, to want me
Girl I need to know that, I can be your one and only
I need you, to need me
See you were my worst mistake girl, and that's why
It's hard to keep my cool when I see you with him
Cause I really wish that you were right here
Tell me what's it take to win just a - piece of your heart
My only kryptonite is you, that's why anything you say I'll do
So let me stop for a minute, take a second to say
Girl you take my breath away, awayyyy
Girl you take my breath away (awayyyy)

They say one man's trash is the next man's treasure
Where one finds pain the next might find pleasure
I don't pay attention to them haters, now or never
I don't give a damn who was before me (me)
All that matters is you're with me now
All I need to know is that you're down
Man it's somethin special about round-the-way ladies
Ride-or-die baby, girl
I want you, to want me
Girl I need to know that, I can be your one and only
I need you, to need me
See you were my worst mistake girl, and that's why
It's hard to keep my cool when I see you with him
Cause I really wish that you were right here
Tell me what's it take to win just a - piece of your heart
My only kryptonite is you, that's why anything you say I'll do
So let me stop for a minute, take a second to say
Girl you take my breath away, awayyyy
Girl you take my breath away (awayyyy)
You take my breath away, you take my breath away, yeah

Yeah, on the real, let me tell you somethin..
Uhh, uhh, it's like I die a little every time I see you with this guy
Thinkin to myself, "Now why the hell she with that guy"
While she ain't by my side, we would be so fly
We would live that life
The life you used to dream is all about rapp-in
Back when I used to pull my BMX up alongside of your Schwinn
See, and here we are again
Funny how fate brought my Phantom up alongside of your Benz
And still

I want you, to want me
Girl I need to know that, I can be your one and only
I need you, to need me
See you were my worst mistake girl, and that's why
It's hard to keep my cool when I see you with him
Cause I really wish that you were right here
Tell me what's it take to win just a - piece of your heart
My only kryptonite is you, that's why anything you say I'll do
So let me stop for a minute, take a second to say
Girl you take my breath away, awayyyy
Girl you take my breath away (awayyyy)
You take my breath away, you take my breath away, yeah

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