My exams were over last Friday( at long last) and after the exams me and a few of my college mates decided to go for a movie in pyramid . we went for transporter 3 and the movie wasnt tht bad although i have to admit Jason Statham was a bit TOO GODlike in almost all the fighting scenes, but i din really care.Oh and before i forget, the lead actress was really quite a turn off with her infinite freckles :(

after tht we were suppose to go clubbing but we didnt. so we went to kota kemuning for some drinks and well, we really drank and Faris was pretty much foxed out , even moses who almost walk straight into a drain( btw we were drinking beside a lake) and jere was the poor victim of Faris who decided pulling Jere's pants and playing kejar kejar would be amusing( everything was amusing for faris in his drunk state :D) We also did a few more things tht would be too embarrassing to be stated here.

we also had a great view of LIVE PORN (HOMEMADE some more) of some couple who were opposite the lake but we decided to remain civilized  and not watch them .lol. hahaha.


after tht since i myself was quite drunk, i decided to crash at ben's place as driving back would be dangerous and it was already around 5 in the morning. I went home the next day forgetting faris had his car keys in my car and the poor guy woke up at 1 and called me for his care keys. so we met up at medan for lunch and and gave the poor kid back his car keys. lol. And now i cant wait for this friday as i'll be going PD with some other friends and also Genting with my college mates some time soon.
:D

Hope i can squeeze as much fun as possible from this short holidays. :D

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i received this joke via email from a friend and would like to share it with you all


These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? 
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? 
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? 
WITNESS: Yes. 
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
WITNESS: I forget. 
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" 
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? 
WITNESS: We both do. 
ATTORNEY: Voodoo? 
WITNESS: We do. 
ATTORNEY: You do? 
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? 
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? 
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? 
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
WITNESS: Yes. 
ATTORNEY:  And what were you doing at that time? 
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? 
WITNESS: Yes. 
ATTORNEY: How many were boys? 
WITNESS: None. 
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? 
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? 
WITNESS: By death. 
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? 
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? 
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. 
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? 
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? 
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? 
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your  responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? 
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
the body? 
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. 
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? 
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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THE BEST>>>


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 

WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? 
WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: Did  you check for breathing? 
WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 
WITNESS: No. 

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? 

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. 

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!!!
 
:D 

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dostana rocks

By Thirath



Dostana rocks man, or maybe its just the lead actress :D but then still , it still does rock . ;) 

 but then again, the lead actress( priyanka chopra) looses to katrina kaif - the meaning of ZEBAB!  haha :D




 

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keh bin's confession

By Thirath

thirath- www.vinodatemylefttoe.blogspot.com says:
anyway

thirath- www.vinodatemylefttoe.blogspot.com says:
dont chage the subject

thirath- www.vinodatemylefttoe.blogspot.com says:
tell the truth fast la 

a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
k la k la

a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
lala la

  a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
i am lala

  a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
i love lalas a lot .dont tell anyone k?




i din tell anyone i just showed:D

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how can you not love this

By Thirath


just love it but my K810i is suffice :D 

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:(

By Thirath

sorry to everyone out there but the boy who is deprived of love(kay been pronounced as keh bin, this is purely coincidental) cannot be published as this particular loveless kid said no to my post as it states to much( much not many) truthful things for him to comprehend and he confessed that he might break down and cry( as they say, the truth hurts) , so :D i'm sorry once again


:D
p.s. yb (aka icylicious) claims she has flowers growing in her ass waiting for me to update her post. wth, so truthful some ppl, so maybe i shud write about her . but then again y waste time when she writes about herself and does it admirably well herself here :D

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while browsing through my phone that day, i saw this video which i like to share with you all ;)

(although it is a bit unclear)


                                          
                                           
so can anyone guess who is the guy who took a small girl's bicycle and cycled it as if he owned it?
:D

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waiting for


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about a boy deprived of love

By Thirath

the next post of mine is rather long but will be up either today or tomorrow about a boy deprived of love. :D thts all i'm going to say for now



Salam Mesra :D

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tagged by yb

By Thirath

1. What is the relationship of you and her/him?
- Friends.

2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
- only one-- 'like.no.other'

3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
- tagged me …haha

4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
- I’m like.no.other

5. If she/he become your lover, you will..
- accept the fact that god is punishing me :D

6. If she/he become your enemy, you will..
- rofl till i grow with hair

7. If she/he become your lover, she has to improve on..
- height

8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is..
- I became the next like.no.other

9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?
- …

10. The overall impression of her/him is..
- mad in a good way

11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
- ask them

12. The character of you for yourself is?
-talk too much, (ask joel :D)

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
- lazy

14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?
- dunno

15. For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.
- you’re on the right path XD

Ten people to tag :
dunno coz looks like every1 done this already but to make the question below answerable


  1. Joel
  2. Vinod
  3. Kui san
  4. Himmat
  5. Brenda
  6. Dini
  7. Elaine
  8. Keh Bin
  9. Uzma
  10. Darshanaa

Who is no.2 having a relationship with?

- haha :D

No.3 a male or a female?
- short male :D


If no.7 and no.10 were together, would it be a good thing?
- wonderful


How about no.5 and 8?
- LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is no.1 studying about?
- business

Is no.4 single?
- dunno LOL

Say something about no.6.

- ……..

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