Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person
has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It is so difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful
things as women and then he turns them into Wives
things as women and then he turns them into Wives
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per the law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!
A: Because as per the law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!
HERE COMES THE ULTIMATE ONE
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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