Yesterday while i was looking through my college's timetable, i saw that my main exams were at the 14th of June. Then i flipped through my phone's calendar and realized that i had a month or so left before my exam and my preparation level was the same as Birmingham City's preparation level to win the EPL( which is VERY BAD).
Another Month!? WTH
Today, in college i overhead a pure genius talking to Keh Bin. The conversation went like that
Thank you Penyumpit( Yee Sien)
Before i publish this post, i would like to thank whatever that made me log in MSN yesterday night coz if it wasn't for that , i wouldn't have done Mr. Jayan's assignment ...
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Life is boring especially nowadays .. Everyday I sit at home, watch movies and sometimes I go out with my friends but still, amidst all this so call ‘fun’, whenever my mind wonders towards the my SPM, my stomach squirms and I try not think about it but that, is literally impossible… half of me wants the result to come out earlier so that I can get rid of this feeling but the other half, keeps on saying that it is better for it to come out later. Somehow another I agree with the latter.
Since the field opposite school has been destroyed, playing football is actually something near impossible.My other salvation which is football every Friday with Fong, Lum, Hing Seng, Kel Jian ,
Hello
How my toe got eaten:
Conversation.....
Me: Vinod..... Lend me your brains. I need to fail some exams.
Vinod: Over my dead body, if you can cross it.
Me: That can be easily arranged.
Vinod: Watch out, I'm hungry now.
Me: SO?
At this point, he dived underneath my table and *POP* my left toe went missing. Goodness gracious me, it bled profusely as if it were like Joel shitting. If it wasn't for Deepak's blood sucking abilities as a vampire, I would have been as thin as Jia Myn. And that is how I lost my left toe.
By the way, I lied.