Another Month!? WTH

Yesterday while i was looking through  my college's timetable, i saw that my main exams were at the 14th of June. Then i flipped through my phone's calendar and realized that i had a month or so left before my exam and my preparation level was the same as Birmingham City's preparation level to win the EPL( which is VERY BAD). 


So today i have made up my mind to start studying as to prevent myself from feeling the repercussions of me not studying since college started. Hopefully my studying goes well, even if it is for an hour. 

Well, if i happen to fail the exams, the only person to blame is myself just as i have myself to blame IF i fail the Progress Test 2 that i did last Friday.So now i am about to start studying and hope that this studying everyday continues for at least the next one month before my main exams.Or not means I AM DOOMED.......

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What i learned today in college from Aunty Sha a.k.a Dinisha

Today, in college i overhead a pure genius talking to Keh Bin. The conversation went like that


Dini(the genius i'm talking about):i forgot to charge my phone la....
Keh Bin(jokingly): want me to send to you some battery ah?
Dini:eh, can ah?send pls
Keh Bin: hahahhahahahaha...Thira you heard that rite?
Me: Ya i heard . Dini on your bluetooth i send


At that point of time Dini realised that she had made a faux pas and that this moment of brilliance from her IS PRICELESS...

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Thank you Penyumpit( Yee Sien)

Before i publish this post, i would like to thank whatever that made me log in MSN yesterday night coz if it wasn't for that , i wouldn't have done Mr. Jayan's assignment ... 



3 or 4 weeks back my lecturer gave us and assignment to pass up at 5th. At the time when he gave us the assignment i was thinking to myself, "this shit is going to take me 3 hrs the most and he gave us 3 weeks."So as usual i procrastinanted till yesterday night when i signed in to MSN...


Yee Sien:Eh thira, when u close account use c/d or b/d?
Me            :Lol, c/d i think.. let me go check...
Yee Sien:ok.. haha
Me   : c/d.. u doing jayan assignment ah? 
Yee Sien: Ya, must pass up tomorrow
Me   : huh? i thought pass up on the 5th!?
Yee Sien: Stop kidding la.. tomorrow IS THE 5th!!
Me   :........................................................................



So if it wasn't for the girl from Sarawak named Yee Sien i would have gotten onto the bad side of the Jayan, the man who makes Kui San look tall(no kidding about the tall part). So thank you Yee Sien for not knowing whether close account c/d or b/d... lol

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Life is boring especially nowadays .. Everyday I sit at home, watch movies and sometimes I go out with my friends but still, amidst all this so call ‘fun’, whenever my mind wonders towards the my SPM, my stomach squirms and I try not think about it but that, is literally impossible… half of me wants the result to come out earlier so that I can get rid of this feeling but the other half, keeps on saying that  it is better for it to come out later. Somehow another I agree with the latter.

   Even life has started to feel meaningless, I wake up everyday and often wonder- What am I going to do today? And the answer is plain and simple- Nothing! The only days I actually look forward to, aren’t the days when I go out with friends but the days when there is English Premier League football and until recently, champions league football… Even I myself do not know why I enjoy watching 22 people chase after the same ball when each of them can actually buy their own ones.

            Since the field opposite school has been destroyed, playing football is actually something near impossible.My other salvation which is football every Friday with Fong, Lum, Hing Seng, Kel Jian , Tay, Wei Sheng and others who I am too lazy too mention might stop occuring one day if the authorities decide to destroy that field also …

             For my own health and life, I sincerely hope that I March 17 comes fast because if it doesn’t , I might start growing roots to this chair.

           

            

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Hello

This blog is dedicated to my missing toe which Vinod gleefully bit off. Thank you so much, for it inspired me to go the extra mile in blogging.

How my toe got eaten:
Conversation.....
Me: Vinod..... Lend me your brains. I need to fail some exams.
Vinod: Over my dead body, if you can cross it.
Me: That can be easily arranged.
Vinod: Watch out, I'm hungry now.
Me: SO?

At this point, he dived underneath my table and *POP* my left toe went missing. Goodness gracious me, it bled profusely as if it were like Joel shitting. If it wasn't for Deepak's blood sucking abilities as a vampire, I would have been as thin as Jia Myn. And that is how I lost my left toe.

By the way, I lied.

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