Yes Man is a MUST WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
after tht we were suppose to go clubbing but we didnt. so we went to kota kemuning for some drinks and well, we really drank and Faris was pretty much foxed out , even moses who almost walk straight into a drain( btw we were drinking beside a lake) and jere was the poor victim of Faris who decided pulling Jere's pants and playing kejar kejar would be amusing( everything was amusing for faris in his drunk state :D) We also did a few more things tht would be too embarrassing to be stated here.
we also had a great view of LIVE PORN (HOMEMADE some more) of some couple who were opposite the lake but we decided to remain civilized and not watch them .lol. hahaha.
after tht since i myself was quite drunk, i decided to crash at ben's place as driving back would be dangerous and it was already around 5 in the morning. I went home the next day forgetting faris had his car keys in my car and the poor guy woke up at 1 and called me for his care keys. so we met up at medan for lunch and and gave the poor kid back his car keys. lol. And now i cant wait for this friday as i'll be going PD with some other friends and also Genting with my college mates some time soon.
:D
Hope i can squeeze as much fun as possible from this short holidays. :D
i received this joke via email from a friend and would like to share it with you all
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
_______________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
________________________________________________
THE BEST>>>
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!!!
_______________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
________________________________________________
THE BEST>>>
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!!!
:D
Dostana rocks man, or maybe its just the lead actress :D but then still , it still does rock . ;)
but then again, the lead actress( priyanka chopra) looses to katrina kaif - the meaning of ZEBAB! haha :D
thirath- www.vinodatemylefttoe.blogspot.com says:
anyway
thirath- www.vinodatemylefttoe.blogspot.com says:
dont chage the subject
thirath- www.vinodatemylefttoe.blogspot.com says:
tell the truth fast la
a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
k la k la
a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
lala la
a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
i am lala
a Keh Bin. Knight Engineered for Hazardous Battle and Immediate Nullification says:
i love lalas a lot .dont tell anyone k?
i din tell anyone i just showed:D
sorry to everyone out there but the boy who is deprived of love(kay been pronounced as keh bin, this is purely coincidental) cannot be published as this particular loveless kid said no to my post as it states to much( much not many) truthful things for him to comprehend and he confessed that he might break down and cry( as they say, the truth hurts) , so :D i'm sorry once again
:D
p.s. yb (aka icylicious) claims she has flowers growing in her ass waiting for me to update her post. wth, so truthful some ppl, so maybe i shud write about her . but then again y waste time when she writes about herself and does it admirably well herself here :D
while browsing through my phone that day, i saw this video which i like to share with you all ;)
(although it is a bit unclear)
so can anyone guess who is the guy who took a small girl's bicycle and cycled it as if he owned it?
:D
the next post of mine is rather long but will be up either today or tomorrow about a boy deprived of love. :D thts all i'm going to say for now
Salam Mesra :D
1. What is the relationship of you and her/him?
- Friends.
2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
- only one-- 'like.no.other'
3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
- tagged me …haha
4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
- I’m like.no.other
5. If she/he become your lover, you will..
- accept the fact that god is punishing me :D
6. If she/he become your enemy, you will..
- rofl till i grow with hair
7. If she/he become your lover, she has to improve on..
- height
8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is..
- I became the next like.no.other
9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?
- …
10. The overall impression of her/him is..
- mad in a good way
11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
- ask them
12. The character of you for yourself is?
-talk too much, (ask joel :D)
13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
- lazy
14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?
- dunno
15. For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.
- you’re on the right path XD
Ten people to tag :
dunno coz looks like every1 done this already but to make the question below answerable
- Joel
- Vinod
- Kui san
- Himmat
- Brenda
- Dini
- Elaine
- Keh Bin
- Uzma
- Darshanaa
Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
- haha :D
No.3 a male or a female?
- short male :D
If no.7 and no.10 were together, would it be a good thing?
- wonderful
How about no.5 and 8?
- LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is no.1 studying about?
- business
Is no.4 single?
- dunno LOL
Say something about no.6.
- ……..
I just said
NO
to vinod, joel and ash for a drink because of a
stupid, i repeat PLAIN STUPID
Malaysian studies assignment
-_-
The man who can't be moved
going back to the corner,
where i first saw you
gonna camp in my sleeping bag,
I'm not gonna move
got some words on cardboard
got your picture in my head
saying: if you see this girl can you tell her were i am
some try to hand me money
they don't understand
I'm not broke I'm just a broken hearted man
i no it makes no sense
what else can i do
and how can i move on
when I'm still in love with you
cos if one day you wake up
and find that your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder
were on this earth i could be
thinking maybe you'd come back here
to the place that we'd meet
and you'd see me waiting for you
on the corner of the street
so I'm not moving
I'm not moving
police man says son you cant stay here
i say someone I'm waiting for if its a day a month or year
got to stand my ground
even if it rains or snows
if she changes her mind
this is the first place she will go
cos if one day you wake up
and find that your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder
were on this earth i could be
thinking maybe you'd come back here
to the place that we'd meet
and you'd see me waiting for you
on the corner of the street
so I'm not moving
I'm not moving
I'm not moving
people talk about the guy
thats waiting in on a girl
woooaa wooo
and i no who's in his shoes
put a big hole in his world
ooooo
maybe ill get famous for the man who cant be moved
and maybe you wont mean to but you'll see me on the news
and you'd come running to the corner
cos you'll know its just for you
I'm the man who cant be moved
I'm the man who cant be moved
cos if one day you wake up
and find that your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder
were on this earth i could be
thinking maybe you'd come back here
to the place that we'd meet
and you'd see me waiting for you
on the corner of the street
so I'm not moving
I'm not moving
I'm not moving
I'm not moving
going back to the corner were i first saw you
gonna camp in my sleeping bag and I'm not gonna move
i wish to examine my feelings about this matter,
but somehow, i cant
i think about it,
and the idiosyncrasy of her behaviour makes me close out everything,
forming a brick wall around myself,
an icy barrier around my heart.
in the end, this search, this pondering into my own feelings comes up with a zilch,
only wasting my time,
something which i do not have in abundance, especially not now,
with the exams around the corner.
It is like my heart is locked up in a cage,
with the key destroyed for all eternity,
until i meet someone,
who shall be the locksmith to create a new key,
replacing this missing one, which isnt irreplaceable and opening the cage once more,
assisting me destroy this cage, wall, barrier,
forever, and ever and ever
As i stare at the horizon,
all i can do is wait for this person, this locksmith to appear into my life.....
and soon, may not be soon enough.....
Brenda---- says:
u are so evil wei!!
-5ky h|gH-™® | even the sky isn't the limit | says:
ur notes are with me so dont talk a lot
Brenda---- says:
shit!!
Brenda---- says:
u're the kindest friend i;ve ever had thira
Today my lecturer told me, how much CARLSBERG i drink also, i do not have to worry about getting drunk because Keh Bin will get drunk and start licking his lips ( and this actually happened today in class)..... well , since u said so Mr. Jana, from today onwards, i will continue drinking carlsberg in class as how i did today
most of u might be thinking of the picture above, but is actually this what i am talking about :D
btw, carlsberg ROX :D
Disclosed above is a rough copy of how Mr. Jana looks like although he strongly opposes this picture, to some extent it is true
:D:D:D:D:D
just as this is how Keh Bin looks like when he is trying to think XDXDXD
p.s. actually i wanted to put this is wat dini looks like when she thinks, but since thinking requires brain, it will be a lie if i say dini thinks, all she does is tickle every soul in sight
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
why so serious?
lets put a smile on that face of
yours
OMFG, thats the shit man, heath ledger really player his role well in the movie
the dark knight.
NOT THIS
-_-
BUT THIS
XD
I just watched it with Joel, Daniel, Vinod and Ashwin.... The movie was awesome
and the plot was like BEYOND GODLIKE.
and when u hear ppl saying joker role was played very well ,
frankly that is and UNDERSTATEMENT, it was played very very well. the joker's role
and acting was all done so superbly, convincingly. The character unfolded PERFECTLY
and in the end, it turned out to be a masterpiece .And actually even
Batman played his role well, Christian Bale i mean...
IT is a must watch... anyway gtg its 4.30 now and i got college in 3 hrs so .....
P.S. eh joel, u tagged me rite? i'll do another time, maybe tomorrow:D
and to every1 out there, Do not miss the dark knight as it really is totally awesome,
eh wait, actually awesome doesnt really cut it
it is way beyond that
:D
Nitez
ANYWAY,
College cant get any worse at the rate at which my t3 teacher is teaching. Her teaching is so good that she brings the word boring into a whole new perspective. And her jokes, OMFG dont ask- even ppl who has never smiled in their entire life can crack better ones!!!!!
well thats all for now, wanna go sleep... damn tired
P.S. eh brenda, i choose the right one, i am the man- 13 in a row :D
and congrats Dini about ur freshie night ticket XDXDXD
Today i saw kui san's blog where she trying to tell me that she got no college and i got in reply to my blog below
Well i got news for u kui san, WEDNESDAY I MEMANG GOT NO CLASSES... HAHAHAHAHA... sorry, i still have the last laugh
SO SAD>>>:(
P.S. Kui san, try that on someone else whom it will work at :D
Just watched hancock and eventhough the movie isn’t a 10/10 type of movie,it isnt ur average superhero type of movie either...
It was nice, very nice as a matter of fact, although as i said earleir, not 10/10 as i expected... :D
We entered just on time for the movie,thanks to THE ALL SMART DINI’s idea to go GSC 1st which was packed like a sardine tin obviously…. *shakes head*
so we went to TGV where the line was as long as Vidic's hair(which means there wasnt any line)
And because of that , I din get to see whether the Harry Potter trailer has been released or not yet…since i entered just as the last advertisment finished... Haiz
and then there was this boy behind us, asking stupid things during the movie like "hancock dead ah?", "eh hancock can fly!!!" and the saying things like " hahahaha, he drinking and flying!!"... and many stupid things that i felt like pulling his pants over his face, but i did not on second thought, being the kind soul i am.... XD
Well thats all for now, looking forward to batman now
My car has just been scratched badly by god knows, who la....
shit , one whole door spoil...
and all i can think of is Vinod cursed me...
terrible fellow la u apadi...
*shakes head*...
lol(lol, but i am not laughing, i am staring thinking of apadi's vodoo knowledge)
this is what happened...
i parked my car in Kepong Baru, somewhere la to pick up sisters from class.... and then i came back to the car,
my sister: what happened to the car
i replied(cooly somemore): nothing la, just sit inside....
my sister:no, no come and see this side
I: WTF?
the whole door went in... as if v**** sat on it, although it isnt tht bad
apadi, next time dun curse.... it is either u or the cat Joel banged... haiz
now my parents think i scratched it myself.... lol
even, if i am stupid also, i wont do such a ridiculously stupid shit... but nvm, they dont believe means i make them believe.... i park their car there next time
and wait,
and wait,
and wait,
and wait,
and wait
until
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH
Just kidding, i not so cruel... :D
P.S. The name V**** has been censored in case i am sued by him/her and V**** is not Vinod
Just watched WANTED with Vinod, Daniel and Mich. The action was great,
no not great , it was
SUPERB
although the starting was a bit boring.The storyline was also a bit confusing... but once i watched , all i can say is that WANTED was as nice as i thought it would be, or maybe nicer.
Layer 1: On The Outside
Name: Thirathraj Singh
Date Of Birth: 22nd September 1990
Current status: Single
Eye Colour: Dark Brown
Righty or lefty: Righty
Layer 2: On The Inside
My Heritage: Punjabi
My Fears: God(no kidding)
My Weaknesses: too lazy
My Perfect Pizza: the one that is perfect.. :D
Layer 3: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
My thoughts first waking up: shit its almost afternoon(almost everytime)
My bedtime: 4am – 3 if i am lucky
My most missed memory: Form 1 to Form 5
Layer 4: My Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: McD.
Single or Grouped Dates: single I suppose, never went for group yet… lol and dont plan to, uncomfortable
Adidas Or Nike: both actually
Tea or Nestea: Tea
Chocolate or Vanila: Chocolate la … wts
Cappucino or Coffee: Cappucino
Layer 5: Do You
Smoke: Nope. Never will
Curse: almost in every sentence
Take a Shower: I noe u don’t but that does not apply to me… XDXD
Have a crush: at the moment no
Think You've Been In Love: love is a word to big … so no, I have not been
Go to School:ya
Want to get married:need to be stable in life 1st, and career
Layer 6: In the Past
Alcohol: Ya
Gone To The Mall nope, only to pasar malam… of course I’ve been la ass
Been On Stage: yup
Eaten Sushi: ya
Dyed your hair: No, even if I have, no one can see… :)
Layer 7: Have you ever
Played A Stripping Game: No
Changed who you were to fit in: nope
Layer 8: Age you are hoping...
To be married: dunno
Layer 9: In a Girl
Best Eye :those deep with meaning, so deep that u can almost drown in them
Best Hair Colour: depends, original I think is still the best
Short Hair or Long Hair: long
Best Height: shorter than me… but not as short as those vertically deprived(if u get me)
Attitude: happy go lucky but not too happy, need to be serious sometimes( as I am most of the
time) XD
Layer 10: What Were You Doing...
A Minute Ago: Cursing Dini for tagging me… XD
An Hour Ago: FIFA 08
4-5 Hours Ago: lepaking with crow I think
1 Month Ago: waiting for exams to be over
Year Ago: having fun mocking all the ppl in school… lol
Layer 11: Finish the Sentences:
I love: myself and my family
I feel: that dini shouldnt have tagged me, now i haave to postpone my sleep :(
I hate: anyone who makes me hate them
I hide: something that I don’t want ppl to see
I miss: those old times
I need: to start getting up early
I want: to be successful in life
Layer 12: Tagging 3 ppl
Aaron(from Dini’s blog)
Brenda
Joel
Yesterday(Monday), Vinod ,Dini, Karmen, Wan Ying and i went Sunway Pyramid. The original plan was for all of us to go for ice- skating, but thankfully i had a muscle pull on my right thigh so Vinod and i did not ice skate but instead went for a movie( i'll come to that later) and we went racing in the arcade which i lost by a mere one race...XDXDXD
The Movie that Vinod and i watched was The Bank Job. The storyline wasn't all that bad but somehow overall, i found the movie not as nice as i thought it first was.
And after the movie, all of us, including the 3 professional skaters decided to have our lunch in Manhattan Fish Market and that is when Dinisha, Karmen and Wan Ying's plot to poison Vinod and the one and only Thirath was revealed...
*excitement can be seen
Overall, it was a fun day... unfortunately ppl with college like Kui San couldn't come.... And now she claims to be angry... so sad... :(:(:(
p.s. the fonts with the pictures are a bit small, so pls bear with it.. thx
Get Smart rocks my socks off man...
funny as hell...
Funnier than what happens in vegas although the latter had a better storyline
anyways i caught the 11 clock show in Metro Prima with vinod, joel and mich.
the car park sucks though
only got one autopay machine- We waited close to 20 min to pay A BUCK man..
haha
anyway gtg dy... sleep now... its 3 and i just came back
Thank God no cat fell victim to us today...:D
The following content is strictly not to be tried without Joel's supervision....
It was a dark, and cool night, the breeze so chilly that you could almost imagine it to be snowing..... Kitty a brown cat decided to take a nap in the middle on the road to enjoy the cool breeze... Sleep came not long afterwards...
1 KM away
Joel: Thira , let me drive your car
Me: Sure....
Joel:How to unlock ah?
Me :*rolls eyes*
THAT IS THE GATE KEY LA IDIOT
Joel:LOL
Joel then starts the engine and i turn on the radio, listening to
-anything by the calling-
Vinod(from behind seat):EH, EH!!!!!!!!!!
ME: JOEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a second later,
Tra-tak! Tra-tak! TRA-TAK!
(Sounds of breaking bones)
The cat that had decided to sleep in the middle of the road slept forever
(unless it had another 8 more lives, which i seriously doubt)
and all i could say is:
Forgive my car god,
For it has sinned
And forgive joel the sinner also,if u dont mind
:)
After one week of staring at the pages of my Management Information Textbook, i have at last been set free less than 12 hours ago when i passed my exams...
*phew*
and now, i am about to begin a 2 week holiday(if i'm not mistaken)
so BTW, Kui San u free Monday?
Eh wait, u got college, and i dont...
SO SAD>>>:(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
p.s. eh joel, SERIOUSLY DO NOT WORRY... :D
thira is here
no fear
XDXDXDXD
I just found what i really need,a pill that makes us study only, i am going to take it and hopes it last till this Friday. I just took the pill, tasteless and now my mind is ticking and the word study seems to be reverberating from it...
*SPLASH*
(someone poured water on me)
NO SUCH PILL ASS JUST GO AND STUDY !!!!!!!
shit, i was dreaming...
Just came back from penang and the trip was fun especially the food... GODLIKE...oh but one thing, the drivers there are bloody scary shooting ut of nowhere, NOWHERE AND I MEAN IT LITERALLY..... anyway i am planning to edit my blog but then the thought about June the 14th is in my mind so i will do it after that...
Well anyway for those of u who do not noe, 14 of June is my main exams... shit man... so anyway gtg and i hope i will edit my blog and ,make it better after tht...lol.. haha.. and hope i study
XD
Yesterday while i was looking through my college's timetable, i saw that my main exams were at the 14th of June. Then i flipped through my phone's calendar and realized that i had a month or so left before my exam and my preparation level was the same as Birmingham City's preparation level to win the EPL( which is VERY BAD).
So today i have made up my mind to start studying as to prevent myself from feeling the repercussions of me not studying since college started. Hopefully my studying goes well, even if it is for an hour.
Well, if i happen to fail the exams, the only person to blame is myself just as i have myself to blame IF i fail the Progress Test 2 that i did last Friday.So now i am about to start studying and hope that this studying everyday continues for at least the next one month before my main exams.Or not means I AM DOOMED.......
Today, in college i overhead a pure genius talking to Keh Bin. The conversation went like that
Dini(the genius i'm talking about):i forgot to charge my phone la....
Keh Bin(jokingly): want me to send to you some battery ah?
Dini:eh, can ah?send pls
Keh Bin: hahahhahahahaha...Thira you heard that rite?
Me: Ya i heard . Dini on your bluetooth i send
At that point of time Dini realised that she had made a faux pas and that this moment of brilliance from her IS PRICELESS...
Before i publish this post, i would like to thank whatever that made me log in MSN yesterday night coz if it wasn't for that , i wouldn't have done Mr. Jayan's assignment ...
3 or 4 weeks back my lecturer gave us and assignment to pass up at 5th. At the time when he gave us the assignment i was thinking to myself, "this shit is going to take me 3 hrs the most and he gave us 3 weeks."So as usual i procrastinanted till yesterday night when i signed in to MSN...
Yee Sien:Eh thira, when u close account use c/d or b/d?
Me :Lol, c/d i think.. let me go check...
Yee Sien:ok.. haha
Me : c/d.. u doing jayan assignment ah?
Yee Sien: Ya, must pass up tomorrow
Me : huh? i thought pass up on the 5th!?
Yee Sien: Stop kidding la.. tomorrow IS THE 5th!!
Me :........................................................................
So if it wasn't for the girl from Sarawak named Yee Sien i would have gotten onto the bad side of the Jayan, the man who makes Kui San look tall(no kidding about the tall part). So thank you Yee Sien for not knowing whether close account c/d or b/d... lol
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